This is not my original blog. I will not connect this to my original blog in any way. Mixing too much dirty bitch could cause the end of life as we know it! ? LMFAo If you are lucky enough to find this, you get to see my biggest secrets! If your lucky enough to find both! You know way to much about me and need to stop stalking me! Awww...! Fuck it! Go ahead! ?
Because of the shameful shit I'm putting in this one.. I will not be pointing it out, following anyone, reblogging or commenting from this blog. I will answer messages when I have the time.
My other blog is just my naughty side. This one is formy darkest most forbidden secrets and desires. It will be much more personal. Like the face picture I should have never shared! If you see It! Forget it! Please? Nothing special about me anyway! No need to remember it!! Lmao! This blog will have information that I will not post on my other one.
And, you can ask! But, I will not tell you how to find the other or help you connect the two! Fuck you! Your on your own! ? LOL!
I'm going to confuse you for a minute! I've already done it to myself! 11 strawberry daiquiri wine coolers may have helped!. So, the shy side wants to ask you to not try and connect the two blogs. And please, do not reblog or draw attention to this one?
Now, my not so innocent drunk kinky side wants to play a very bad game. One I know I shouldn't mention and never planned too. And, for sure not in my blog description. I know I may rethink and remove this after I say it. If you're lucky enough I'm drunk enough to forget. If I'm lucky enough I guess. I'm a chickenshit some times. Most the time! But, for now! I'm wet and a little drunk and want to have some fun. Ok, drunk enough I'm thankful for auto correct and have went over this fixing mistakes a hundred times. Annd, if I am dumb enough to forget! Do my kinky side a favor. Don't remind me! Just play and have fun with it! Don't even rub it in! Unless you're into that sort of thing! Lol I think I'll just stop here! I have to stop share these humiliation fantasy before it gets me in trouble again! Trouble rhymes with bubble! ?Double, bubble, trouble, stubble, shuttle, scuttle.... I'm out!
So, what was I saying! Oh yeah! I'm fucking drunk! 12 down and 4 more strawberry friends left! ? I done forgot again! Fuck my ass with a cucumber! Please? I think I will! Down Chasty! Save the cucumbers for later!
So, there was a little girl who drank to much and told the world she secretly wanted to be humiliated and have her dirty perverted fucking add exposed to everyone! Oops! Forget I said that! LMAOO!-
Hey, I heard this joke today! Have y'all heard it? Anal intercourse is for assholes. LMAO!! NOW that's is funny!
I was talking about my humiliation and blackmail idea, right? The one I shouldn't mention? And now, I'm going to put it on here where any crazy perverted fuck can see it! Scary and hot!
I'm just going to say it! Maybe! Now, I'm going to promise myself not to delete it before morning. I know promises don't mean much too y'all! They do to me! How about jinxing myself? It won't help y'all! It will keep me scared amd honest. Fuck it! I'm doing it! This is as much for me as it is you. Sorry Tulip! Forgive me if something happens to you! I'm horrible! I should be spanked with a crop for this! Better make it hard or I might enjoy it! ?
Not only do I promise to do everything I'm goinng to write and never ever, ever remove it from my blog for any reason. Even if I'm stalked or my family finds it. But, on Tulips life that I will do everything and stand by what I say. And that everything I blog here or anywhere else is the truth! If I don't it will be my fault my beautiful Tulip is over!
I feel so shitty saying that! I hate even thinking about it! Now I wish I hadn't! Went from horny to sad! ? Think it's to late to take it back? Why the fuck did I have to say I would delete anything! ? I'm fucking awful when I'm drunk and horny! I need a break! I need another drink and to get in a better mood! Be back and I promise to finish.............
............I'm back and wet again! ? Without thinking about the shitty thing I just did. I should say that Tulip isn't a person. I'm not that twisted. But, I might as well be! Tulip is my horse out at my grandparents place. She's actually older than me! Which is why I feel so bad! She's 28 and getting old! She's been my favorite all my life. She's brown and sweet as can be! I don't know what to do without her meeting me at the gate every time I visit! Getting sad again! I want horny back! Change of subject! Don't bring it up again!
We need a joke! Ok! What do I and a noodle have in common? Both of us wiggle when you eat us! Get it! I'm wiggly! More like screaming, clawing and spasming if your good! LOL!
So, back to that secret I don't want to share! I want to be exposed for the dirty minded pervert bitch I am! Everything! Photos, kinks and secrets. I want everything I post to be spread around to every site and very corner of the world! To make the chance of it being seen by someone I know very scary! Bad enough to keep me wet and worried! I'm fucking retarded for saying this. Y'all all have my permission to try and make me wish I had never got drunk and blurted this out! Do your fucking best to make me scared of what you will do with my pbotos and blogs next. See if you can find a way to expose me to a point I beg you to stop! I fucking dare you! Double fucking dare you! Fuck I need to stop. Forget I said that! You don't have to! But, you have my permission to use any and everything you can get on me from here against me in anyway you can! Anyway! Throw a billboard up on Matlock or S Cooper. Make a fake profile or just spread them around on here There are no regulations! I know there should be! We only live once!
Now, I just have to keep this hidden from you fucking perverts or I'm fucked! I am so fucking wet! I'm going to fuck myself like mad before I go to bed! You should see my panties! Fuck it! I'll reblog this with a photo of them! I'm frightened to fuck and still soaked them! Then youu can easily reblog them for everyone to see!-
XOXO
